"You leave little notes on my pillow... 'We are all out of cornflakes. F.U.' Took me three hours to figure out 'F.U.' was Felix Ungar. "

"Boy drags flashy man of god to police for terrorising his buttocks with monster whopper" - http://ping.fm/ybebZ

Godzilla should not be destroyed, he should be studied.

it's a boy!!!

It's showtime!

Baby Day + 7 - Maybe the kid is hiding in a box in our garage. Koppel will be doing a live remote from our birth room for Nightline.

Stay off the moors.

Ok, so it seems the baby is not sticking to MY idea of when the event should go down. The clock ticks.

Lost my 3G connection this morning. A whole morning at work with no Howard Stern... feels like quitting cigarettes all over again.

Presenting to the boss in fifteen minutes and the remote desktop is not working. Fun Friday.

The countdown begins... tick... tick... tick...

Carina Pillar and Jets: This cosmic pillar of gas and dust is nearly 2 light-years wide. (that's what she said) - http://su.pr/23kG3l

My niece has just published her first novel. You can check it out here:
http://ping.fm/6CQOK

weighing the pros & cons of relocating to Mars until everyone stops acting so fucking crazy.

Listening to Boston's More than a Feeling. Makes me want to grab a case of Moosehead & go swimming in the limestone quarry.

I wish this day would just end already. What's the hold-up?

Took a nap. Had a dream where king asshole Glenn Beck had been invited to MY house for dinner. WTF?

Found our only watermellon black & dead on the vine. Griff says, "maybe some little animals tried to burn it."

Listening to my sister spinning Jazz on 88.1 WMBR out of Cambridge, MA. 2-4 every Friday. http://tiny.cc/ZrP9B

Just got a question posted on WaPo chat. Was directed at Tucker, but "formally Wonkette" answered: Very last question: http://tiny.cc/bzU2r

Kanso, Fukinsei, Shibui/Shibumi, Shizen, Yugen, Datsuzoku, Seijaku - http://tiny.cc/InJ6D

Thud

The shoe's begin to fall.

Thursday. Always a good day of the week.

That makes tomorrow Fitzmas Eve. Deck the halls!!!

Dick

Dear Mr. Vice Chimp

Fuck you, Asshole!

Ahahahahaha!!!
[Best line]

This is amazing information. You may ask why?

First of all, this means that Vice President Cheney has known all along that he was Scooter Libby's source -- and whether Libby had license from him or not to try and slaughter the reputation of Joe Wilson -- CHENEY KNEW.

The entire charade of President Bush stating that he wanted to get to the bottom of who leaked Plame's name -- and who was involved -- is no longer believable at any level. Cheney would not have failed to disclose this to Bush, and Bush played along as if none of his staff were involved. They confessed nothing -- accepted no responsibilty -- until forced by Fitzgerald.

According to Scooter Libby's notes, George Tenet was the source for the information about Valerie Wilson lining up the trip -- so to speak -- for her husband, but did not necessarily include the information that she was a covert operative.

This is where things get interesting. Although Fitzgerald may not need to establish this connection, it seems increasingly plausible to TWN that Tenet and Cheney had some kind of exchange regarding Joe and Valerie Wilson. Cheney then passed off the information to Libby along with a few expletives about Wilson, implying that the @#$%@%er should be done in.

Oh man, if this keeps up I'm gonna have to send a few thank you notes to the White House this Christmas. Like being a teenager on the eve of getting laid for the first time.

W. Karl. Scooter. And most of all, you, Dick. Thanks, guys!

5... 4... 3... 2...

Heh heh heh.

Oh boy oh boy oh boy!

Probable Indictments + Cheney + Declining Polls = Terrorism Alert

It should come as no surprise that with the latest bad news for the administration in Plamegate and continued spiraling polls that there was a terrorist alert issued for the Fort McHenry Tunnel in Baltimore.

My prediction, if Cheney is actually indicted, we will shortly see another terrorist attack on U.S. soil.

Either that or another Al-Qaida No.2 will be captured in Iraq (of all fucking places).

Hold your hats, boys and girls.